3 Pakistaani Kalay Larkay...!

3 Pakistani Kalay Larkay Aik Saath Ja Rahay Thay,
Kay Achanak Aik Pari Aai Aur Kah Kay Main Tum 3no Ki Aik Aik Wish Poori Karungi.
1st : Main White Hona Chahta Hun
2nd : Main Bhi White Hona Chahta Hun
Pari Ne Dono Ko White Kar Diya
3rd : In Dono Ko Phir Se Kaala Kar Do...!
:D :D

Sheikh Spare Said...!

Sheikh Spare Said: If There Is A Single Dollar In Your Pocket,
THEN...!
Convert It Into Pakistani Currency And,
Buy A Pepsi Of 65...!
:D :D

Famous Actress Meera..!

Famous Actress Meera Apna Result Dekh Kar,,

Kya??? Main Fail Ho Gai?? Aur Woh Bhi English Main???
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Dispossible..!
:D

Teacher 2 Student..!

Teacher 2 Student :

"Jo Cheiz Tumhay Tang Ya Pareshaan Karay Ussay Apnay Paas Na Bhataknay Do..!"

STUDENT : Chal Shabash, Sab Se Pehlay Tu Nikal...!
:D

Beautifull Saying

The Most Beautifull Saying By

Shakespeare About Morning,,
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 GOOD MORNING...!
:D

Girl To Sardaar :

Girl To Sardaar : How Many Apples Can You Eat With Empty Stomach??

Sardaar : 4 Apples

Girl : You Can Eat Only 1 Apple because When You Eat 2nd Apple, Your Stomach Is Not Empty..!

Sardaar : Wah Yaar Kamal Kar Diya, Main Apnay Doston Ko bhi Bataunga

Sardaar To His Friend : How Many Apples Can You Eat With Empty Stomach??

Friend : 6 apples
Sardaar : Ja yaar, Tu 4 Bolta Tou Itna Shughal Lagata...!
:D :D

Technology Impact...!

Technology Impact...

YEAR 2020,,

Father Angrily To His Son...

I have Told You Hundred Times,,

That u Were Really Born,

NOT     DOWNLOADED...!
:D

Save My Life..!

PlzZz Pass This Sms To Save My Life,,

I Am "Mohsin"
Blood Group = "A+"
Urgently Needed = 2 Bottles Of
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COKE.....!
With Large PizZzAA...!
:D

MBA

1 Student Ne MBA Ka Form Fill Kartay Huay Chokidaar Se Pucha,,

"Janab Ye Kaisi Univeersity Hai"??

Chokidaar : "Bohot Achi Hai,, Maine Bhi Yahin Se MBA Kiya Hai..!"

:D

Student Law

Rays Emitting From Books Are Directly Proportional To Sleepness..!

(Students First Law Of Nalaiqness)
:D

Imtehaan

Aaya Tha Imtehaan Main Mazmoon Husn Par,
Parchay Main Sab Ne Chehra Mera Bana Diya..!

Sub-continents

Teacher : "Duniya Main Kitnay Barr-e-Azam Hain ??"

Student : 4

Teacher : "Konsay"?

Student :
1.Quaid-e-Azam
2.Sikandar-e-Azam
3.Mughal-e-Azam
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4.Meray Chacha "Haji Azam"

:D :D

Taxi Driver

I Was In A "Taxi" When The Taxi Driver Said:

"I Love This Job..! I Am The Boss of My Own And Nobody Tells me What To Do.. : )"

Then I Replied:

" TURN LEFT "...!

:D :D

3 Chehray nai Bhultay

3 Chehray Insan Ko Kabhi Nahin Bhultaay,

Ik Mushkil Main Sath Dainay wala,

Dosra Mushkil Main Sath Chornay Wala,

Aur Teesra,
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"Misbah-ul-Haq"

:D

Girl Asked A Boy..!

In Exam Hall,,

A girl Asked A Boy: "Mujhay Bus Is Answer ki Starting Bata Do Baaki Main Khud Likh Loongi"
Larkay Ne Dheyaan Se Idhr Udhar Dekha,,
Phir Bola,,
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"THE"

:D :D

I asked My Heart

I Asked my Heart.....

"Why Can't I Sleep At Night??"

It Replied..

Because You Slept In Afternoon..

Think Positively. :)

Everybody Is Not In Love...!

:D :D

Brain Of Student..!

"Brain Is The Most Outstanding Organ,
It Works For 24 Hours 365 Days Right From
The Time Of Birth BUT....!
Stops Only When We Enter,
EXAMINATON HALL...!

Spider Man In Rawalpindi

Agar Kabhi Spider Man Rawalpindi AA Jaye Tou
Subha TV Channels Pe Sb Se Pehlay Kiya Khabar Ho Gi???
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Spider Man Raja Bazaar Ki Taaron Main Phans Kar Jaan-Ba-Haq...!!
:D :D

Why we write e.t.c in exams????

Why We Sometimes Write e.t.c in Exams??
Because..
IT MEANS..
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E - End of
T - Thinking
C - Capacity
But Teachers Don't Understand Our Feelings..! :D
:D

Ability of Communication(women)

Women Have Mysterious Ability Of Communication,
They Listen Half, Understand Quarter, But Can Tell Double..!
:D